Video of the Week: December 13, 2007

This guy’s like the Jim Nantz of poopin’ play-by-play.

…we were waiting for a Bill Murray-esque “It’s in the hole!” call. Didn’t happen.

CAPTION THIS: December 13th

Pam Anderson may be a longtime advocate for animal rights, but she doesn’t appear to have a problem exposing her loyal golden retriever, Star, to new hubby, and habitual abuser, Rick Salomon.  But I suppose the dog’s safe – Salomon’s only known for having slain celebrity pussies in the past.  (Hooah!)

…we at Wipe wish we could offer a prize for the best photo caption, but we won’t.   Don’t let that stop you, though.  Write your own caption for this photo above in the comments section and show us just how witty you are.