This is the Super Catcher.
Okay, so you don’t have to pick up a heaping, hot pile of dog crap. Great. But you do have to strap your dog into this bizarre contraption, line the o-ring up to your dog’s o-ring, wait for him to fill the accordion-like bag, detach it and seal it up for the garbage.
…or pop the bag of hot trash in the pouch on Fido’s back and let him carry it around the park to show him who’s boss.
What kind of force do dogs shit with that they need to be strapped into this thing like that?!