“Career, are you in there?”

…no, Hilary, it’s not. But who cares. You’re so foxy nobody cares that you can’t sing or dance.

Feces Navidad

In the spirit of the holiday season, Mr. Poopoopachu would like to share his #1 rated toy this year – Barbie with poopin’ Tanner dog!

…oh how I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for this marketing presentation.  I mean, c’mon.  WTF!?

Blot!…don’t wipe.

You stepped in it.  You brought it home.  Now deal with it.

Dog of The Day: December 1, 2007

This is Gumbo, a coon dog from Hancock, NY.

…he’s pooping.  Are you catching on to our theme? 

Nice ass bag. Is that Coach?

This is the Super Catcher.

Okay, so you don’t have to pick up a heaping, hot pile of dog crap. Great. But you do have to strap your dog into this bizarre contraption, line the o-ring up to your dog’s o-ring, wait for him to fill the accordion-like bag, detach it and seal it up for the garbage.

…or pop the bag of hot trash in the pouch on Fido’s back and let him carry it around the park to show him who’s boss.