Video of the Week: December 13, 2007

This guy’s like the Jim Nantz of poopin’ play-by-play.

…we were waiting for a Bill Murray-esque “It’s in the hole!” call. Didn’t happen.

CAPTION THIS: December 13th

Pam Anderson may be a longtime advocate for animal rights, but she doesn’t appear to have a problem exposing her loyal golden retriever, Star, to new hubby, and habitual abuser, Rick Salomon.  But I suppose the dog’s safe – Salomon’s only known for having slain celebrity pussies in the past.  (Hooah!)

…we at Wipe wish we could offer a prize for the best photo caption, but we won’t.   Don’t let that stop you, though.  Write your own caption for this photo above in the comments section and show us just how witty you are. 

Poop of the Week: Southie (Boston)

…Wipe’s first reader submission comes courtesy of Brown Pants in Boston. Brown Pants writes:

“These two dumps are the same dump. The first pic was taken on Dec 7th, I then walked by the same dump on Dec 8th and as expected, some poor bastard found it with their foot. But, we benefit. These pics come from the dog shit filled South Boston, MA, East 3rd Street to be exact.”

…thanks and make sure to drop back in on Wipe soon.

“Career, are you in there?”

…no, Hilary, it’s not. But who cares. You’re so foxy nobody cares that you can’t sing or dance.

Feces Navidad

In the spirit of the holiday season, Mr. Poopoopachu would like to share his #1 rated toy this year – Barbie with poopin’ Tanner dog!

…oh how I would have loved to be a fly on the wall for this marketing presentation.  I mean, c’mon.  WTF!?

Blot!…don’t wipe.

You stepped in it.  You brought it home.  Now deal with it.

Dog of The Day: December 1, 2007

This is Gumbo, a coon dog from Hancock, NY.

…he’s pooping.  Are you catching on to our theme? 

Nice ass bag. Is that Coach?

This is the Super Catcher.

Okay, so you don’t have to pick up a heaping, hot pile of dog crap. Great. But you do have to strap your dog into this bizarre contraption, line the o-ring up to your dog’s o-ring, wait for him to fill the accordion-like bag, detach it and seal it up for the garbage.

…or pop the bag of hot trash in the pouch on Fido’s back and let him carry it around the park to show him who’s boss.